Anyway...based on my "highly developed skills" of observation and imagination, I have determined what's actually going on in the minds of these hairy guys and gals. Enjoy...
"Tell me the truth: Does this rock make me look fat?"
"Why are you smiling? Do you really find seizures amusing?"
"I pooped today. Do I get a sticker?"
"Yes, in fact, I am 'picking and grinning'..."
"I'm very disappointed in you, General Petraeus."