Oddball Quotes By Famous People Having Bad Hair Days

 "Most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what
they're going to do for the next five or ten years. The time
they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking."  

~  Amy Winehouse, singer/songwriter

(died of alcohol poisoning, by the way)

"All due respect, and trying to be as

modest as I can be: I am a dancer." 

 ~  Al Pacino, actor

"I get nervous when I don't get nervous."  

~  Beyoncé Knowles, pop star

"Money doesn't talk. It swears." 

 ~  Bob Dylan, singer/songwriter

"I'm not just another bimbo."  

~  Christina Aguilera, pop star

"Do you mind if I sit back a little? 

Because your breath is very bad."
 ~  Donald Trump, businessman

"I like free gowns."  

~  Courtney Love, rock singer

"My dark side, my shadow, my lower

companion is now in the back room 

blowing up balloons for kids' parties."  

~  Gary Busey, actor

"I don't want to ever, ever do something

in life that isn't fun. Ever." 

 ~  Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress

"The one thing that can solve most

 of our problems is dancing." 

 ~  James Brown, singer/dancer

"Have you ever felt like a phone 

call that's been disconnected?" 

 ~  Shannen Doherty, actress

"I'm not Jack Nicholson. I'm not 

Brando. But I do mumble."  

~  Benicio del Toro, actor

"I go through life like a Karate Kid."  

~  Britney Spears, pop star

"I never felt comfortable in real life very well. 

It's always been an awkward kind of thing for me."  

~  Nick Nolte, actor

"Today, I may very well lose my mind."  

~  Kate Gosselin, reality TV star

"I'm not a bona fide human being."  

~  Phil Spector, music producer

"I hate children! I hate them all!"  

~  Lindsay Lohan, actress

"Life's an irrational obsession."  

~  Sean Penn, actor

"You can't live a positive life with a negative mind and if

you have a positive outcome you have a positive income and

just to have more positivity and just to kind of laugh it off."  

~  Miley Cyrus, pop star

"I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, 

but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was."  

~  Mitt Romney, politician