|"Always Give 100%...Unless You're Donating Blood." Good advice!|
|"Bigfoot Is Blurry...That's The Problem." This explains everything!|
|"Keep The Change Ya Filthy Animal!"|
(Insert obnoxiously evil laugh here.)
|"Keep The Dream Alive." The Alarm Clock: My|
Mortal Enemy. The Snooze Button: My Best Friend.
|"Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She's not|
coming back." While you're at it, stop asking me Y also.
|"I Am Disappointment In You're Grammar." You're Spelling Ain't Great, Ether.|
|"Dress For The Job You Want." I don't think if I could get away with that.|
|"Either You Like Bacon Or You're Wrong." Well said. 'Nuff said, in fact.|
|"With Great Moustache Comes Great Responsibility." So true, so true.|
|"Hello, My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father; Prepare|
To Die." From one of the best comedic fairy tales ever!
|"Hold Your Horses. Even Horses Need To Be Held Sometimes."|
Hyenas (or Hyena, or Hyenae, or Hyenœ), Do Too, For That Matter.
|"Hugz?" No love for the cactus. Why so prickly?|
|"If Live Gives You Melons, You May Be Dyslexic." Or you|
may have just scored some free melons. So don't complain!
|"If You Believe In Telekinesis, Please Raise My Hand." Genius!|
|"Imposter!" Will the real mouse please stand up? Thank you.|
|"Kids Today Have No Idea What This Is." Or why it was ever called |
"floppy." For that matter, I never knew why it was called "floppy."
|"I Only Like NY As A Friend." Until it's "Facebook |
official," it means nothing anyway, right?
|"Misuse Of 'Literally' Makes Me Figuratively Insane." Couldn't agree more.|
|"Moo...I'm A Goat." And by the time they've figured out|
that it's not supposed to make sense, you're long gone!
|"My Butt Hurts." "What?" Priceless!|
|"Piñatas: Victims Of Child Abuse." Are we really teaching our kids that it's OK|
to beat someone senseless as long as their insides are filled with candy? #smh
|"It's Okay, Pluto. I'm Not A Planet Either." Heck, I'm not even a dwarf planet!|
|"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Hate Rhyming...Zebra."|
If only the shirt had a picture of a zebra, it'd be a sure-fire winner!
|"I'm Fine." It's just a flesh wound.|
|"The Following Statement Is True. The Previous Statement Is False."|
Think about that for a while until your brain explodes. Kaboom!