Weird Christmas Songs!

It's the holiday season, so it's only appropriate that I post a gaggle of memorable Christmas tunes, right? Well...the songs in this collection are definitely memorable, but not always in a good way. Enjoy this wonderfully odd collection of Weird Christmas Songs. If you dare!  ~  JH

1)  Sufjan Stevens  ~  "Christmas Unicorn"

2)  Star Wars: Christmas In The Stars  ~  "What Can You Get A Wookiee For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb)?"

3)  RUN-DMC  ~  "Christmas In Hollis"

4)  James Brown  ~  "Santa Claus, Go Straight To The Ghetto"

5)  Lady Gaga ft. Space Cowboy  ~  "Christmas Tree"

6)  The Christmas Chids  ~  "Christmas Helmet"

7)  Akim & Teddy Vann  ~  "Santa Claus Is A Black Man"

8)  Debbie & The Darnells  ~  "Santa, Teach Me To Dance"

9)  The Little Stinkers  ~  "I Farted On Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink For Me)"

10)  New Kids On The Block  ~  "Funky, Funky Christmas"

11)  The Killers  ~  "Don't Shoot Me, Santa"

12)  Important-Looking Pirates  ~  "I Hate Santa"

13)  "Weird Al" Yankovic  ~  "Christmas At Ground Zero"

14)  Gayla Peevey  ~  "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas"

15)  The Downer Party  ~  "Christmas Sucks In San Francisco"

16)  The Weather Girls  ~  "Dear Santa (Bring Me A Man This Christmas)"

17)  Root Boy Slim & The Sex Change Band  ~  "Christmas At K-Mart"

18)  Ray Stevens  ~  "Santa Claus Is Watchin' You"

19)  Snoop Doggy Dogg ft. Daz Dillinger, Nate Dogg, Tray Deee, & Bad Azz  ~  "Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto"

20)  Elmo & Patsy  ~  "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Songs About Princes, Princesses, Kings, & Queens

This is another one of those I-heard-a-song-on-the-radio-that-I-really-liked-and-wanted-to-find-a-way-to-fit-it-into-a-music-post kind of posts. It turned out to be a good idea, as I was able to find a good number of songs about not only princes (the first song in this list inspired the post), but princesses, kings, and queens as well. One of these was actually the theme song of a TV show, and two of them are from Disney animated movies. The rest are from...wherever. Enjoy?  ~  JH

1)  Spin Doctors  ~  "Two Princes"

2)  Queen  ~  "Princes Of The Universe"  (If I were including artists with "royalty" names, this would be a two-for-one!)

3)  DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince  ~  "Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air"

4)  Aladdin Cast  ~  "Prince Ali"

5)  Adriana Caselotti (as Snow White)  ~  "Someday My Prince Will Come"

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6)  Amy MacDonald  ~  "Poison Prince"

7)  Coldplay ft. Rihanna  ~  "Princess Of China"

8)  Megan And Liz  ~  "Princess Charming"

9)  Something Corporate  ~  "Punk Rock Princess"

10)  RUN-DMC  ~  "King Of Rock"

11)  Matisyahu  ~  "King Without A Crown"

12)  Sade  ~  "King Of Sorrow"

13)  Letta  ~  "King Of Wishful Thinking"

14)  Sara Bareilles  ~  "King Of Anything"

15)  Steve Martin  ~  "King Tut"  (LOL!)

16)  Westlife  ~  "Queen Of My Heart"

17)  ABBA  ~  "Dancing Queen"

18)  April Wine  ~  "Sign Of The Gypsy Queen"

19)  John Mayer  ~  "Queen Of California"

20)  Billy Ocean  ~  "Caribbean Queen"