Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Things I Find Fascinating: Creepy Santas

It's that time of year when parents haul their adorable little boys and girls to the mall or to their local department store to wait in a long line to sit on the lap of a slightly bored, minimum-wage Santa Claus impersonator and tell him what they want for Christmas, then pose with him for overpriced photos in which said children are usually too frightened to smile and are more often than not captured in mid-cry, and the parents vow never, never again to take their child to see Santa, or at least not until the child is a bit older and maybe not even then, because by that time their child will be too old to care or even to believe. Ah, Christmas!

In honor of that time-honored tradition, or perhaps in spite of it, I present you with a compendium of creepy-looking Santa Clauses compiled from various Internet sites. Enjoy...or be creeped out. Whichever feels right to you...


"There's no need to be afraid of me, little girl. I'm
a jolly elf. I make toys. And nightmares, too."



"You're safe with me, little one. And by 'safe,' I mean that
there's no possible chance of you ever getting away..."


"Oh yeah, old man? Well, here's 
what I think of your naughty list!"



"You got any spare change for
an old man? Santa needs a fix."



"I asked Santa for a switchblade.
He said he'd bring me two!"



"So sorry, dearies. Mrs. Claus made baked beans and
cabbage last night, and I went back for seconds."



"Ho-ho-hopeless...what do I have to live for? I might
as well just die. Skedaddle, little ones – Santa's got a 
bus to walk in front of. Oh yeah...Merry Christmas!"



He sees you when you're sleeping. 
He knows when you're awake. 
He has knives for fingers. Sleep tight!



"Drinking? What makes you drink I've been thinking?"



Santa's real glad they didn't do a background check.



Serial killers look just like everybody else. Why,
they could be your next-door neighbors. Or even
someone you pass at the shopping mall. Uh-oh...




I don't blame ya, kid. I wouldn't want that guy hugging me either.



"I was on Broadway. I was nominated for a Tony.
And this is what my life has come to?" (sigh...)



"Look me in the eyes and tell me you trust me with your kids."



"Mama, I don't think this is the real Santa. He
looks more like the Abominable Snowman."



"Santa, will you stop leering at me? I already
told you, elves are forbidden from going out
with Santas. It's in the employee handbook!"



"Ellos no me pagan lo suficiente como para hacer esto."



"Yes, I know the makeup is a tad much, but
don't judge! It makes me feel so pretty!"



"When you've been peed on fifteen times in
one night, this is about as merry as it gets."




"Hush your fuss, kid! You ain't hurt. But if
you don't keep quiet, you're gonna be!"



"Christmas! Humbug!"



"He told me he was the real Santa. I told him I
was 8 years old. It just goes to show you can
never believe what you read on the Internet."

Monday, December 3, 2012

25 Songs With "Baby" In The Title

Since baby stuff is fresh on my mind – having had an awesome baby shower at church last night – I decided to post a collection of songs with "Baby" in the title. Not surprisingly, my search brought up far more possible choices than I could or ever should include in one blog post, but I don't necessarily want this to be an ongoing series, so I did include quite a few. (Feel free to skip around as you choose. I sure won't know the difference!) Many of the songs don't really have a whole lot to do with actual infants. Rather, the "baby" being referred to in these songs is one's significant other, whether that means a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or other "other." After pondering whether I cared if they were relevant or not for about five seconds, I decided that I didn't. A good number of these songs are golden oldies, while a few (albeit somewhat inferior ones) are more modern. But there should be something to satisfy pretty much all musical tastes here. Enjoy!



1)  The Four Tops  ~  "Baby, I Need Your Loving"




2)  Chicago  ~  "Baby, What A Big Surprise"  (our baby's already big – no surprise there)



3)  Louis Jordan & His Tympany Five  ~   "Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby?"



4)  Mariah Carey  ~  "Always Be My Baby"



5)  Buddy Holly & The Crickets  ~  "Maybe Baby"



6)  Elvis Presley  ~  "Baby, What You Want Me To Do"



7)  Amy Grant  ~  "Baby, Baby"



8)  Them  ~  "Baby, Please Don't Go"



9)  Britney Spears  ~  "...Baby One More Time"  (don't judge!)



10)  Aretha Franklin  ~  "Baby, I Love You"



11)  The Kinks  ~  "Wonder Where My Baby Is Tonight"  (I hope we never have to ask that question...)



12)  Big Mountain  ~  "Baby, I Love Your Way"



13)  Army Of Lovers  ~  "Baby's Got A Neutron Bomb"  (weirdest song I've ever heard!)



14)  Bread  ~  "Baby, I'm A Want You"



15)  Dusty Springfield  ~  "I Can't Wait Until I See My Baby's Face"



16)  Justin Bieber  ~  "Baby"  (yes, I did go there...I don't know why!)



17)  The Drifters  ~  "There Goes My Baby"



18)  Bruce Channel  ~  "Hey Baby"



19)  Whitney Houston  ~  "I'm Your Baby Tonight"



20)  The Shirelles  ~  "Baby, It's You"



21)  The Beach Boys  ~  "Don't Worry, Baby"



22)  Vanilla Ice  ~  "Ice Ice Baby"  (you had to know I'd include this one...word to your mother!)



23)  The Foundations  ~  "Baby, Now That I've Found You"  (natural follow-up song to #11?)



24)  Marvin Gaye  ~  "Too Busy Thinking 'Bout My Baby"



25)  Katy Perry  ~  "(Baby, You're A) Firework"  (I cheated a little on this one ["baby" is not actually part of the title], but I had to include it, because – confession time – I have already sung this song to our kiddo in the womb!)






POSTSCRIPT:  I know I left some prominent "baby" songs out – in some cases, it was on purpose because of the song's content. In other cases, the song may have been a good choice but was too obscure and I couldn't find a link to it on YouTube. Anyway, I think 25 is more than enough. ~ JH

Sunday, December 2, 2012

An Interview With Whifferdill's Ruth Webb


Today I'm talking with budding master crafter (and awesome sister-in-law), Ruth Webb, owner and artist of the Etsy.com shop, "Whifferdill."



JH:  So, for those of us aren't familiar with it, tell us a little bit about yourself and about Whifferdill. 

RW:  Well, my name is Ruth. I make my home in Durham, N.C., with my wonderful husband and 3 (yes, three!) crazy dogs. We are definitely dog people, if you couldn’t tell from that whole ‘three of them’ thing…LOL.  I am a stay-at-home crafter and I’m lucky enough that I get to spend my days with my retired firefighter (and Navy Corpsman….and general all-around hero) husband. Amazingly enough, we don’t get on each others’ nerves. And we have a ton of fun together. I am blessed to be able to do what I love in my own home surrounded by people (and critters) who love me.






JH:  Where did you come up with the name "Whifferdill", by the way? 

RW:  It’s kind of a weird name, isn’t it? In my family, instead of saying “Make a u-turn” when we need to be driving the opposite direction, we say “Flip a whifferdill!”. I have no idea why we started saying it. But there you go. We’re kind of a weird family. I have heard that the term is actually German, but I haven’t really researched it. When I decided to start my own craft business, I brainstormed quite a few names. Then one day a light bulb clicked on in my head and out came Whifferdill. You see, I’d been working for a marketing company for 7 years. And I wasn’t terribly happy. Don’t get me wrong, I worked with very cool people and was glad to have a job in tough economic times. But I wasn’t being very creative. And that, in a word, sucked. It was time for a change. It was time to flip a whifferdill and get back to what makes me happy. So I embarked on this crazy journey and I really feel like I’m going in the right direction.





JH:  Was Whifferdill always in the works for you, or did it sort of naturally evolve? 

RW:  Yes and no, at the same time. I know, that’s quite an illuminating answer. Lemme explain…. I knew I wasn’t happy in my job. And I knew I needed to do something creative. I’ve always been creative and crafty, but owning my own business was not something that I’d ever really considered. I didn’t spend my childhood dreaming of owning a craft business (I dreamt of being an elephant trainer. Or a checkout lady at the grocery store. I was a weird kid.) But this past spring, finances came together and circumstances coalesced and I was able to quit my job. And all of a sudden, I knew that I could do this. That I would have the time and some resources to turn a wee little thought in the back of my head into a reality. So in July, I registered my business name, got my license, and the permission to do business out of my home. The rest, as they say, is history.





JH:  How has turning your hobby into a business changed your feelings about it? 

RW:  Good question. Sometimes crafting the same thing over and over again makes you go bonkers. I find that there are days when I think I’ll scream if I have to make one more felt flower. That’s when I switch gears, put down the felt, and grab my crochet hook. Or my quilling tool. Or a paint brush. Or hop on the laptop and write a blog post or list an item on Etsy. The good thing about owning your own business is that you know when you’ve had enough. You know when you are getting burned out. And there’s always a million and one other things to attend to or make. Sometimes you don’t have a choice. Someone needs an item made immediately and shipped quickly. So you just crank up the Motown station on Pandora and power through it while singing at the top of your lungs. I will always love crafting. I know this deep down. Having it be my livelihood definitely adds pressure into the mix and some days that pressure feels overwhelming. But to me, pressure can be a good thing.






JH:  What is your creative process like? 

RW:  I am definitely a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants kind of gal when it comes to the creative process. I usually start out with just a general idea of what I want something to look like. I don’t sketch it out on paper or have every element mapped out in my head. Some folks work that way. And I give them huge props for their planning skills. I just kind of….start. As I’m going along, I’ll add in different colors or subtract colors, try out different arrangements, fiddle with stuff. And it almost always happens that I’ll just let the wreath or picture frame or whatever sit in its almost-done state and come back to it with fresh eyes. Usually I’m able to see what it’s missing. That something that gives it the personality and charm that makes me happy.






JH:  What are your long-term goals for Whifferdill? Where do you hope to be with it in, say, five years? 

RW:  Hmm. I really think that I would like to be doing what I’m doing now – selling on Etsy and attending craft fairs. I didn’t go into this wanting to become a multi-millionaire or some crafting mogul. All I really want is enough money to pay the car payment each month and to buy more supplies. It would be really cool to do enough business to hire another employee to have help with the day-to-day running of the business. Plus, I could pawn off all the stuff that I’m not a fan of doing onto that person…. Like bookkeeping. And accounting. And doing taxes. Really, anything involving numbers.





JH:  What advice would you give to someone who is thinking about starting their own craft business? Specifically, what's the most important thing they should know going into it? 

RW:  Be prepared to wear every single hat that you can think of involving running a business. Customer service, shipping guru, creative director, photographer, editor, copywriter, accountant, tech support, brand manager, janitor, sales clerk, marketing director…the list goes on and on. You don’t have to like all of these aspects. There are some that really aren’t my favorite things in the world to do. But you have to do them. And most of them really are doable for the average crafter. I guess you have to ask yourself if wearing all those hats is something that will make you happy.






JH:  Okay, enough about the business end of things. Wait, that didn't sound right! Anyway... With Whifferdill, what particular craft would you consider to be your greatest achievement so far? 

RW:  I think my wreaths are my greatest achievement. I haven’t really seen anything like them anywhere and I really enjoy making them. I also am proud of the crocheted lace necklaces. When I first started making them, I had never crocheted lace. I only knew the basics of crochet and had only ever made scarves. But I sat down with my tiny crochet hook and thread and came up with the patterns all by myself. Feeling that accomplishment is a great thing.






JH:  What are you most skilled at, craft-wise, and what craft skills would you like to be more skilled at? 

RW:  I think I’m most skilled at making felt flowers. I’ve made hundreds and hundreds at this point. I would really like to become a wiz at my sewing machine. I am kind of intimidated by it and I’ve never made anything more complicated than a pair of pillow cases. But I have made myself a promise that I will make a quilt in 2013 from start to finish. All by myself. Well, with a little help from tutorials on the Internet.






JH:  What are the crafting tools that you simply can't live without? 

RW:  Number one would have to go to my hot glue gun. We have a love/hate relationship (I’m surprised I still have fingerprints considering the number of times I’ve had scalding glue burn my fingertips…), but I would be lost without him. Yes, the glue gun is a ‘he’. My sewing machine, on the other hand, is a ‘she’. I don’t use her that much (because I’m easily intimidated by seemingly complicated machinery), but I want to make her a tool that I can’t live without. She and I will be besties one day, I just know it.






JH:  What do you do when you're suffering a creative block to "unblock"? 

RW:  I simply step away from whatever it is that I’m making. If I’m getting frustrated and flustered, I know that it won’t get any better just staring at it. So I’ll go do something else. Usually something that doesn’t require creativity. Sometimes it takes just an hour or two. Sometimes it can take a week. But I eventually come back to the item and start fiddling with it and presto change-o, the ideas have started flowing again.






JH:  If you could be any crafter or artist – past or present – for a day, who would it be and why? 

RW:  You know, I’ve never really thought about this. It would be cool to have the brand recognition that other crafty people have. But I really don’t think I’d like to be anybody else. I like me. And I like how crafting has defined a part of me. I have a unique and particular style that says “Whifferdill” and that really is deeply satisfying.






JH:  Last but not least, let's talk Christmas. Do you have anything special going on with Whifferdill leading up to the holiday season? 

RW:  I actually just started a Christmas promotion – the 12 Days of Christmas. If you go to my Facebook page, you can find the coupon code to receive 12% off your order now through Dec. 12th!






JH:  Awesome! Speaking of Facebook and Etsy, where can we find you on the Internet? 

RW:  You can find me lots of places! Here’s some links….

The Etsy shop:  http://www.whifferdill.etsy.com 

Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/pages/Whifferdill/102867023193320 

Twitter: @whifferdill2012

Blog:  http://whifferdillcrafts.blogspot.com 

I'm also starting to do some local craft fairs. The details of where I'll be and when can be found on my Facebook page. 

JH:  Great! Well, thank you, Ruth, for taking the time to speak with us today! 

RW:  Thanks for having me! And thank you for being an awesome bro-in-law :) One more thing....could you possibly tell Mary to hurry this whole baby-having thing up so I can meet my nephew??? Pretty please??? 









Saturday, December 1, 2012

My 15 Favorite Christmas Movies

Confession: I love Christmas movies. In all shapes and sizes. Old ones. New ones. Animated ones. Live-action ones. If it's Christmas-related in any way, there's a good chance I'll like it.

But there are a few movies that I absolutely must see every Christmas, or it just isn't the same. These are those...in no particular order:


 A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)



A Christmas Carol (1984)



Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas (1977)


 A Garfield Christmas Special (1987)



 Holiday Inn (1942)


 VeggieTales: The Star Of Christmas (2002)



 Home Alone (1990)



Miracle On 34th Street (1947)



 Miracle On 34th Street (1994)



White Christmas (1954)



Winnie The Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002)



Mr. Krueger's Christmas (1980)



 Prancer (1989)



 It's A Wonderful Life (1946)



The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)



 How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)